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Enthrology! I mean... Enthralled Anthology!

So last year Melissa Marr and Kelley Armstrong organised a tour called the Smart Chicks tour! It was awesome, despite my attempts to bring shame on them all. (They are having another tour this year--if it is anywhere near you, you should go!)

In order to commemorate and celebrate this occasion, these lovely ladies decided to edit an anthology!

Not just any anthology. This is the fanciest anthology. It comes in hardback too, and everything. And Kirkus gave us a most lovely review.

These short stories are loosely connected by a very openly interpreted journey motif. Psychics, genies, angels and gargoyles join fairies and vampires to terrorize and romance their fellow characters. The diversity in authors allows for the sometimes-neglected horror implied in paranormal stories to be spotlighted, as in Carrie Ryan's zombie thriller, "Scenic Route," and Jennifer Lynn Barnes's "The Third Kind," about sisters with unavoidable compulsions. Many of the authors base their stories in the existing worlds of their other novels—luckily, most of these standalones work, though not all shake off that teaser taste. Sarah Rees Brennan's "Let's Get This Undead Show on the Road" follows a vampire in a boy-band and stands out with its perfect blend
of snark and sincerity. It's followed in a one-two punch by Jeri Smith-Ready's intense and earnest "Bridge." This collection is ideal as a sampler tray for paranormal readers looking to pick up new authors to follow or to further explore the fictional worlds they already know.


Perfect blend of snark and sincerity? I believe the words I am searching for are boo yeah.

MELISSA AND KELLEY: Journey theme.
SARAH: Can I really be in the anthology? Yay!
MELISSA AND KELLY: Journey theme.
SARAH: Journey theme, journey theme...

It struck me that one kind of journeying I know about, and that is pretty applicable to the anthology, is touring. And who tours besides authors? Rock stars.

I wanted to set the story in England, because that means the obligatory stop in Liverpool and talk about the Beatles. (My mama is Liverpudlian: it is in my blood.) And I thought to myself, I invented a band once. I really would like to put them on tour.

Harper Collins made us a most beautimous cover.



Pretty, right? As you can see by Team Human's cover, Harper gives very pretty pictures!

Insides are also not so bad. ;)

Table of Contents

Giovanni’s Farewell by Claudia Gray

Scenic Route by Carrie Ryan

IV League by Margaret Stohl

Red Run by Kami Garcia

Things About Love by Jackson Pearce

Niederwald by Rachel Vincent

The Mortal Winter King by Melissa Marr

Facing Facts by Kelley Armstrong

Let’s Get This Undead Show on the Road by Sarah Rees Brennan

Bridge by Jeri Smith-Ready

Skin Contact by Kimberly Derting

Leaving by Ally Condie

At the Late Night, Double Feature, Picture Show by Jessica Verday

Gargouille by Mary E. Pearson

The Third Kind by Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Automatic by Rachel Caine


A fancy list of authors, except that Sarah Ribble Brewster or whatever girl. Kelley Armstrong's story features Chloe and Derek, i.e. the best necromancer/werewolf romance of all time.

I have written a tale concerning Christian the Embarrassed Vampire and his band, before this, but it is not necessary to have read that one. This one is about being on tour. And being a famous vampire.


“This isn’t a problem,” Bradley declared. “It won’t be long before Faye comes to save us, right? And we all trust Chris.”

“I wouldn’t,” Christian said quietly. “I would never-”

“And I’m totally happy to donate a little blood to keep him going,” Bradley said.

He rose from his lotus position with all the easy grace of someone who could do seventeen pop-and-locks in a row.

Christian’s back hit the wall. “No!”

“Aw, Chris,” Bradley said, and sounded very disappointed in him.

“I am not going to feed from a human being.”

“Chris, this is really no time to be a fussy eater,” Bradley told him, and advanced, holding up one arm. But not to protect himself from the vampire, no, that would be too sane for Bradley.

“Here comes the vein train,” Bradley coaxed. “Choo choo!”

“Bradley, stop it.”

“I see the problem,” Bradley told him, and nodded. “You’ve never done this before. You have performance anxiety.”

Christian covered his face and said, “Oh my God, I hate you so much.”


So, who is up for some roadtripping fun? The anthology is out in bookshops now. Or... I have an author copy. Shout out for a chance to win!

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messiah_noire
Sep. 26th, 2011 10:29 pm (UTC)
EEEEEK!!! (This is me shouting out, by the way.)

Are the tour dates set yet?
sarahtales
Sep. 26th, 2011 10:32 pm (UTC)
For the Smart Chicks? Yes, I believe it's all on the site. I'm not on it this year (maybe next!) so I don't know them myselfs...
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gestaltrose
Sep. 26th, 2011 10:44 pm (UTC)
That is so cool. Shouting out for a chance to win. Booyah!
dreamwaffles
Sep. 26th, 2011 10:49 pm (UTC)
....vein train?

EXCUSE ME WHILE I ASPHYXIATE LAUGHING XD XD XD

Choo choo!

OH GOD I WILL BE AMUSED FOR DAYS.
sarahtales
Sep. 26th, 2011 10:52 pm (UTC)
He will not drink the blood of the innocent! He doesn't want to be a monster!

Bradley does not understand his pain.
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kilerkki
Sep. 26th, 2011 10:50 pm (UTC)
I LOVED Christian the Embarrassed Vampire (and Bradley the Insane Bandmate) and hoped against hope we'd see more of them. Great news!
seriousfic
Sep. 26th, 2011 10:51 pm (UTC)
Personally, I think any band that produces a song as good as "Don't Stop Believing" deserves to have an anthology devoted to them.
rumpleghost
Sep. 26th, 2011 11:05 pm (UTC)
Oh, I love Christian & co.! Shout out, please!
escere
Sep. 26th, 2011 11:10 pm (UTC)
I am shouting. Loudly. Very loud. For the anthrology, of course. I'm not just shouting for no reason... well, this time. Because I am a poor college student who had to spend way too much on school books.
telyanofcelore
Sep. 26th, 2011 11:22 pm (UTC)
I am shouting! Very loudly! With enthusiasm and exclamatory punctuation! *does a little shouty dance for the anthology*
rockinlibrarian
Sep. 26th, 2011 11:23 pm (UTC)
You do realize I am compelled to read any and all stories involving Beatles references, even if they do involve (ick) vampires. YAY, OBLIGATORY STOPS IN LIVERPOOL!
sarahtales
Sep. 26th, 2011 11:44 pm (UTC)
I heart vampires, though...
themegaloo
Sep. 26th, 2011 11:29 pm (UTC)
VEIN TRAIN & PERFORMANCE ANXIETY, OH GOD! Yeah, I'm shouting out & crossing my fingers here...
slr2moons
Sep. 26th, 2011 11:31 pm (UTC)
Oh, wow! I am SO HAPPY to hear there is a 2nd story about Christian and the boy band!! XD That it's included in a book with a Kelley Armstrong Chloe and Derek, story just makes it all the more sweet.
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17catherines
Sep. 27th, 2011 12:06 am (UTC)
This is me shouting out! The anthology sounds awesome!
emilyla
Sep. 27th, 2011 12:28 am (UTC)
Oh my gosh! So much great news from you in one month!

Thanks for the heads up! Also, consider this my shout-out! ;)
shiraz_wine
Sep. 27th, 2011 12:32 am (UTC)
I would love a copy!
aubade_saudade
Sep. 27th, 2011 01:09 am (UTC)
what if i did want to read that other story i don't have to read about Chris the Picky Drinker Vamp? huh? huh? i mean in addition to this story which showcases his Picky Drinking Habits.

my brain is playing Queen and i am made completely out of excitement. also? i thought i had been overwhelmed and max-saturated by the Vampires (EVEN THE SEMI-RIDICULOUS FBI SHOW CRIMINAL MINDS GOT IN ON THE ACTION YESTERDAY) but apparently there is room for more Vampires in my life. specially Vampires that get teased about the ETERNAL VAMPIRIC LEFT-WING CONFLICT OF NOT MUNCHING ON INNOCENT CIVILIANS.

arglefraster
Sep. 27th, 2011 01:09 am (UTC)
Shouting out like whoa! This anthology sounds lovely, I will definitely request that my library get it regardless of whether or not I win. (Everyone should!)
ironic_name
Sep. 27th, 2011 01:09 am (UTC)
Super awesome! I would like a chance to win, please :D
arathe
Sep. 27th, 2011 01:19 am (UTC)
Like many before me, I am shouting out! Because this anthology is clearly too fabulous to miss. :D
themadpoker
Sep. 27th, 2011 01:54 am (UTC)
I am shouting! Shouting loud. For your snippet reminds me that Bradley is the best human being and I look forward to enjoying his continued adventures on the road. (That Chris boy is quite nice too =D)
(Anonymous)
Sep. 27th, 2011 01:56 am (UTC)
This sounds super awesome. Just that dialog makes me want to read it.
contrariety
Sep. 27th, 2011 01:59 am (UTC)
Uh... I'm not sure if my previous try at a comment posted or not. It SAID it posted... but I do not see it. Also, if it did post, it did so anonymously. Anyway, as I was saying (*cough*), this sounds super awesome and just that snippet of dialog makes me want to read it. So I am, to be clear, shouting. :)
anywherebeyond
Sep. 27th, 2011 02:08 am (UTC)
I'm not entering to win. I'm just commenting to say how much I loved that story. :D :D
kirstenfleur
Sep. 27th, 2011 02:11 am (UTC)
I'm shouting too!
gryfndor_godess
Sep. 27th, 2011 02:27 am (UTC)
Shouting out
This looks like such an awesome anthology! I love your snippet, especially the "vein train" line. Thanks for holding this contest!
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