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Teen Wolf

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So, my resolution to blog more! How about blogging hilarious TV? I have rarely seen TV more hilarious than Teen Wolf.

I will give any show with elements of ze supernatural a chance, because I love me some fantasy. The basic premise of this show seems to be: People sure do like that Twilight! If we did a show all about werewolves, it would just be about the shirtless dudes in Twilight, and SURELY everyone would like that.

Fine by me, as I am devoted to The Vampire Diaries, also building on the popularity of Twilight. I was excited!

I watched half the pilot, and myself and the roomie gave up in disgust. Then a few months passed... I heard there was an actual gay character (In a supernatural show? Not a metaphor? Not subtext? An actual gay character? Actually?)... we gave it another try. Had our standards lowered, had we gone mad, did it get better? Who can say. But we watched the whole season.

Without further ado I present to you the tale of the Most Useless Werewolf In the World, and the People Who (Inexplicably) Love Him.

WELCOME TO BEACON HILLS

POPULATION: 2375.
SHIRTS: 4.
LACROSSE FANS: 2375 (there was one dude in Beacon Hills who wasn't a lacrosse fan, but the werewolves killed that guy.)

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pingback_bot
Nov. 1st, 2011 08:37 pm (UTC)
THIS IS WHY I LOVE TEEN WOLF. AND THIS IS WHY I AM ASHAMED.
User maggienotmegan referenced to your post from THIS IS WHY I LOVE TEEN WOLF. AND THIS IS WHY I AM ASHAMED. saying: [...] of the Most Useless Werewolf In the World, and the People Who (Inexplicably) Love Him. Read It! [...]
southern_facade
Nov. 4th, 2011 01:41 am (UTC)
XD ...Is it too late to ask for your hand in marriage?
pingback_bot
Nov. 5th, 2011 04:45 am (UTC)
Teen Wolf S1 Primer - LOL
User scarletamethyst referenced to your post from Teen Wolf S1 Primer - LOL saying: [...] This is so awesome and funny, and oh so very true: Teen Wolf S1 Primer [...]
(Anonymous)
Nov. 8th, 2011 04:10 am (UTC)
This is hilarious and you are amazing. That is all.
tejolote
Nov. 16th, 2011 09:19 am (UTC)
If you're looking for hilariously bad tv (and nobody said you were!), you can't do much better than Canadian tv.

There's this super-awesome awful show about bioterrorism prevention called "Regenesis", and one of their throw-away side plots was an honest-to-god cloned boy, and he wasn't even an important plot point.

Then there's "Finding Erica", which is this show about time-travel THERAPY, I shit you not. Time-travel as psychotherapy. I will not tell you why I watch it. I leave that to your overly talented imagination.

They also have one about a succubus, which is so truly horrible that I won't name it.

And recently they had one about a drug lord who refused to shoot people. Because he's Canadian and stuff. The final episode to the entire show was a showdown between him and an American drug lord who was trying to move in on his turf. The American threatened to shoot all his guys and he basically said, "Ok, then, you can have what you want. But I really want you to know you're an asshole." SERIOUSLY, CANADIANS? You're so cute.
melkerr
Nov. 17th, 2011 08:56 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA *cough* AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA



BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

brb crying and dying :'D
nev_longbottom
Nov. 30th, 2011 06:46 pm (UTC)
Oh man, I love how everyone in the town genuinely believes no one can do better that Danny. He is THE catch. Coaches speech was so much win

For all the horrible plot, there's also so much fun dialogue.


I blame Derek for nothing. Also, Allison is really hot when she's holding a bow.
pingback_bot
Dec. 20th, 2011 03:46 pm (UTC)
Teen Wolf Synopsis
User shutofthe_light referenced to your post from Teen Wolf Synopsis saying: [...] you the tale of the Most Useless Werewolf In the World, and the People Who (Inexplicably) Love Him. [...]
pingback_bot
Dec. 31st, 2011 12:44 am (UTC)
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forsweatervests
Jan. 8th, 2012 04:30 am (UTC)
DYING over here. :-D Maybe there's something to this show after all...
pingback_bot
Feb. 24th, 2012 06:56 pm (UTC)
Why do I do this to myself?
User skoosiepants referenced to your post from Why do I do this to myself? saying: [...] not believe that MTV's Teen Wolf is both entertaining and truly, truly terrible, read this primer [...]
bloodygoodgirl
Feb. 26th, 2012 10:07 am (UTC)
Just now saw this and so hilarious and perfect. Derek's face and how many times you used actual quotes from the show. Oh MTV. I will be watching S2, if only to yell at the screen and wonder how many times they'll be shirtless.
saucery
Mar. 17th, 2012 06:24 am (UTC)
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, WORDS CANNOT CONVEY.

IF I WERE A SHIRT MANUFACTURER I WOULD TOTES TRY TO CORNER THE MARKET IN BEACON HILLS, THEY SERIOUSLY NEED SHIRTS, THOSE HEATHENS.
livejournal
Mar. 17th, 2012 06:31 am (UTC)
Best. Meta. Ever.
User saucery referenced to your post from Best. Meta. Ever. saying: [...] Seriously, this [...]
1001cranes
Mar. 17th, 2012 07:23 am (UTC)

SCOTT: I can explain everything.
SCOTT: ... DEREK HALE IS THE KILLER.
STILES: NEVER TALK AGAIN.


okay, lost it there, I may never breathe again.
kototyph
Mar. 18th, 2012 06:12 am (UTC)
PURE POETRY. <3
swing_set13
Mar. 18th, 2012 06:45 pm (UTC)
all of this is wonderful and makes me laugh so much ♥

BEACON HILLS: no. 2 for shirtlessness. no. 1 for inappropriate physical contact, often of a bitey nature.

they should really have this on the drive in
tawg
Apr. 15th, 2012 02:12 am (UTC)
Thank you for this recap! Now I can understand all of the Teen Wolf stuff happening over on tumblr. Also, I will probably now end up watching this :D
kindofawkward
Apr. 16th, 2012 02:59 am (UTC)
OMG THAAAAAANK YOOOOOU.

THIS IS AMAZING. THIS IS THE REASON I WILL WASTE HOURS OF MY LIFE WATCHING THE SHOW: THIS META.

and maybe some of the sweet fanfic.
lielabell
Jun. 3rd, 2012 10:50 pm (UTC)
I love you for this. :D
(Anonymous)
Jun. 22nd, 2012 12:13 am (UTC)
This post convinced me to give the show a try. And I love it so. Mostly for Stiles so far, but Lydia is ranking up there too. And watching-rewatching this show will hopefully keep me occupied until Team Human dances into our lives.
livejournal
Jun. 26th, 2012 05:52 pm (UTC)
"And what are the moose doing?" "Oh, just...moose things. Moosin' around."
User brilligspoons referenced to your post from "And what are the moose doing?" "Oh, just...moose things. Moosin' around." saying: [...] Margaret's brain. \o/ In conclusion, you should all read Sarah Rees Brennan's liveblog of season 1 [...]
amazonziti
Jul. 6th, 2012 10:48 am (UTC)
I realize I am the MOST LATE to this party, but I just mainlined all of Teen Wolf over, like, a week and came back to this via a complicated maze of other people's bookmarks.

This is HILARIOUS and EXTREMELY ACCURATE. About 60% of my TW watching experience involves me going REALLY. REALLY, SCOTT. REALLY? His user name and password were both ACTUALLY Allison. Just. Dumb as a package of Pop Tarts but equally sweet, I think.

The other 40% is me having deep and involved feelings about Stiles, Derek, Allison, Lydia, and Danny. Bless. Here's hoping Derek sorts his business with the bb werewolves out soon. GET YOUR ISH IN LINE, DEREK, STOP BATTING THEM AROUND AND JUST CUDDLE. &Boyd;

*cough*

SO YES THANKS FOR THIS VERY AWESOMELY DONE :D? This icon seems appropriate given the show we're talking about. :D?
orange_8_hands
Jul. 27th, 2012 12:46 am (UTC)
Great recap of s1!
da_phoenix13
Jul. 27th, 2012 08:03 pm (UTC)
Okay, you just made me laugh my ass off at work. :D This is AMAZING OMG. I thought about writing a parody after finishing season one, but it seemed like too much work. So this was PERFECT. Thank you. XD
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